Beachdown

Saw this in the Metro this morning, very upsetting obviously. I reckon the poor ticket sales were purely because everyone knew me and the Splendour boys weren’t going to be playing in our lycra again like last year. Hopefully the organisers will have learnt from their mistake.

Of course, it’s possible The Splendour were actually booked to play and I just didn’t know about it. They never return my calls.