Here’s a new sketch by my friend Ben Green who also stars as Darren. He asked me to play Stuart and I was delighted to do it alongside our friend Alexis Strum. It’s funny, plus it’s short. What’s not to like?
On Sunday 10th July I ran the ASICS 10K with over 7000 other people, in rather hot conditions in the mid to high 20s. Since recovering from the marathon in April, I’ve been running fairly consistently, aiming for 50K/30miles per week, with a little blip brought on my some possible food poisoning/stomach bug., so I thought I’d aim for sub 45 mins in the 10K distance. The heat got the better of me and I was struggling around 8km where I lost my time buffer, but was very happy considering all that to finish with a time of 45:44. Hopefully I’ll manage to go sub 45 in my next, hopefully cooler 10K race!
[You can watch all of the embedded videos comprising my “Rich Runs a Marathon” vlog series at this YouTube playlist]
On April 10th 2022 I ran Brighton Marathon. It was my first marathon and at the time I thought perhaps it would be my only marathon. My friend Dale had entered for 2021 but because he found out he had secured a place at London Marathon that year, which clashed with the COVID-delayed Brighton date, he transferred his place to me, although in doing so he also had to defer to 2022. To be honest, if he hadn’t offered me his place I’m not sure if I would have simply signed up to a marathon of my own volition. The simple acceptance of his place and the admin involved being left mainly with him meant I didn’t really give it all that much thought. I’d agreed to do a marathon some time next year but I didn’t need to worry too much about it for now.
Of course the thing with time is that things which at first appear to be a long way away get closer, and end up not being so far away at all. I knew I would probably be doing a 16 week training plan and I’d probably be starting in the new year. However, when I casually decided to count back 16 weeks from the April 10th date I realised that I would have to actually start my training in December. The 20th of December to be exact.
So I’d started running during the first lockdown in March 2020, before which I had very occasionally attempted to run a 5K on a treadmill at the gym, mostly walking for a large part of it and possibly deciding I’d had enough at 4K. With the encouragement of starting a virtual challenge with some friends of mine, over the next several lockdown weeks I managed to start running 5K in one go, and ultimately working my way up to 10K, 12K, 16.1K (10 miles) and the half marathon distance of 21.1K/13.1 miles. By 2021 I’d managed to get my 5K time down to 22:15, my 10K to 47:46 and my half marathon time to around 1h:49. I’d learned the hard way about getting the right shoes and socks as I started off running in £40 trainers and normal socks which had led to sore toes, lost/black nails and occasional niggles in my legs. All of these issues started to go away with my first pair of Brooks Launch 7 shoes and some 1000 mile socks. Since then I have moved on to using toe socks and wearing Brooks Ghosts for most of my training runs, and Saucony Endorphin Speeds for speed work and races (including the marathon itself).
Of course after getting what I considered “quite good” at running, I fell out the habit and started running less and less, losing a lot of fitness as a result. I was disappointed with my 2h 02 time at the Hampton Court Palace Half Marathon in September 2021 and my 1h 28 time at the Great South Run 10 mile race the next month.
All of this meant that when I started my training plan on December 20th I had run very little in the preceding weeks and had a bit of a mountain to climb to be ready for April.
Regarding the choice of plan, I settled on the Garmin Intermediate Marathon Plan. I eschewed the beginners plan to try and push myself. The advantages of the Garmin plan over others were clear in that I could easily sync the workouts to my watch (Garmin Forerunner 245) so for example for interval or threshold workouts the watch would tell me when to run hard and when to rest, and I wouldn’t have to program those in myself. I could also move the workouts around using my laptop if I needed to. However I did cross reference the plan occasionally with other plans supplied by Runners World, The Marathon Handbook, and Brighton Marathon itself. Of course, as I was out the habit of running and my first week was over Christmas, it was a bit of a disaster and I skipped most of the workouts.
Once I’d got over that terrible first week I started to stick to the plan generally pretty well. It was as real shock to the system though running four or even five times a week, as even when I was running more regularly I would usually have taken a day or two off between runs and rarely run on consecutive days. I definitively felt like my fitness had decreased as I struggled to run at speeds I previously found relatively easy, and my heart rate seemed to get quite high.
January and February were also quite unusually busy for me workwise. I spent a couple of weeks up in Edinburgh shooting _______________ which involved long days resulting in squeezing in runs on the treadmill before a quick dinner and bed, although I did manage a couple of nice runs around Edinburgh at the weekends.
By the time I was half way through the plan I was definitely feeling like I was getting fitter and faster, and was running the furthest I had ever run. I’d also been consciously researching running tips at the same time and had been working on my running form, in particular my running cadence. Having previously let my cadence slip into the 150s for easy runs I’d been working on increasing it to 165 and above by taking shorter steps thus reducing my impact with the floor and my vertical movement. This also seemed to allow me to run faster while keeping my heart rate lower.
I finished the training plan feeling pretty good and confident that I could at least run the marathon and get over the line. I’d done a couple of runs over 30K which helped psychologically that on the day I would only have another 10K to go, and I’d pulled back my half marathon PB under 1hr 50 and even managed a 5K parkrun PB time of just over 22 minutes.
I had experienced my first leg soreness after doing the long long runs and starting leg strength work, but I managed to ease these with stretching and haven’t encountered those since (touch wood). I’d practised with gels and high 5 tablets and got a list of things I would need to take for the day itself, so was feeling nervous but confident.
Brighton didn’t have a bagdrop on the day so all participants had to go down the day before to drop off things and pick up their race bibs. I packed an old comfy pair of trainers to change into (I hear other runners pack flip flops) along with fresh pants, jogging bottoms, T shirt along with some water, protein bars etc. On the day I took my hydration vest with a litre of water in it, plus several gels (knowing some would be handed out), my GoPro with spare batteries, and that all important Factor 50.
After starting I felt fresh and pretty good, although I realised I hadn’t really decided on what pace to run! I’d thought about aiming for under 4 hours with a margin for error pace of around 5:27min/km but I’d ended up going off faster than that. I covered the first 5K in 22 minutes and was halfway by 1hr 48 (which was a PB) which I thought was probably too fast, and sure enough by about 25K I was starting to struggle and having to walk a little bit. I walked a few more times when collecting water from the aid stations and by about 32K/20miles I was thinking how great it would be just to stop. I convinced myself that going under 4 hours didn’t matter, but by the time I got to 5K left and realised I could still do it with a relatively easy 5K in 30 to 35 minutes, that gave me the motivation I needed, along with the amazing crowds, to get over the line in 3hr 53.
Getting over that line while still being upright and capable of walking was such an amazing feeling that it wasn’t long before I started wondering whether I could’ve done even better if I’d planned my pacing better or taken gel-alternative nutrition… so sure enough I signed up for another marathon for 2023. In the meantime I plan to not throw away by marathon fitness and keep up a consistent weekly mileage, perhaps beat some shorter distance PBs (I actually managed a 21:36 5K time a couple of weeks ago) and then go into Manchester Marathon next year even fitter. I’m thinking about trying to get closer to 3hr 30… anyway. Watch this space!
By the way to sum up the training plan, I ended up running the following mileage over the 16 weeks:
|Total run||Long run|
*the race itself
I met Kiell Smith-Bynoe at a tableread a few years ago, then saw him again just before Ghosts was about to come out. Of course now he’s a superstar, so it was great to work with him for a few days earlier this year on Ghosts, and I was over the moon when he asked me to be in his sketch show pilot, a Channel 4 Blap. It was a lot of fun to shoot, and the whole thing turned out great. There’s some other great people in it too. Do check it out – hopefully it’ll get a series! I’m in the “Murder Mystery” sketch after about 8:21
Friday night was an unusual scenario for me for three reasons. Firstly, I was in two TV shows broadcasting on the same night, on the same channel (BBC1). The first show was the new Tom Basden comedy starring Katherine Parkinson and Jim Howick, Here We Go (formally Pandemonium). The second was long running Lee Mack comedy, Not Going Out.
So the second unusual, and I dare I say it, interesting thing about this particular Friday night is that both characters I played had dogs. My character in Here We Go was actually credited as “Dog Owner”, and my Not Going Out character was a tree surgeon named Tom Taylor.
Now let’s get on to the third thing. I’ve been cut from a few things over the years – it’s just the way it sometimes goes – but never have I experienced what I did for Here We Go. Originally I was actually “Man On Phone” as my dialogue with Katherine and Jim is actually via speakerphone before they return my dog to me. When the producers asked me to come and do some additional ADR (an archery commentator, a radio DJ) they nervously informed me that they’d actually re-recorded my dialogue as I didn’t sound nasty enough. In fact, it is now Ed Kear who effectively plays my voice in the episode. Oh well, that’s another story for the podcast! You should be able to hear me as the archery commentator in Episode 4.
Now here’s a funny one. I got offered a part in Bloods, the comedy on Sky, which unfortunately clashed with something else I was shooting at the time. They very kindly offered me another part, but that disappeared in a rewrite. So again very kindly, they offered me a small role of a paramedic in episode 5 which came out on Wednesday. Great to work with Sam Kayo and the legendary Jan Horrocks, but my goodness that trolley was a pain to get on the back of that ambulance.
Here’s me as a Bloodthirster in the new Total War: Warhammer III which was released last month. I’ve been making this really funny joke on the socials about these being the unprocessed clips where they’re clearly processed. I’m laughing now just thinking about it.
Check the game out where you get your games
Here’s something a little unusual. Last year I recorded the audio for the part of Mr Scraps in a kids show that would be performed at the delayed Dubai Expo 2020. As well as the normal dialogue I had a little song including a rap. We did it remotely from my home studio where I was directed over Zoom by people in Australia, Dubai and Egypt! And here is a video of the show with a bald gentleman miming to my recording.
You can watch an official video (which I can’t embed) here.
A wonderful man who has employed me again and again is director Tommy Forbes, and he got me in yet again to play a scientist in Southampton FC’s new kit launch video. My job, along with my fantastic assistant, Yuriko Kotani, was to extract DNA from a number of players, past and present. That’s Che Adams I’m antagonising in that photo (with a mop on my head), and James Ward-Prowse, Matt Le Tissier and Franny Benali were among the others. Lots of fun, and you can watch it here:
Very happy to get this episode out. Abi was really great and this episode turned our very well. We probably planned it out a bit more carefully than previous efforts (for Tim Plester’s episode, for example, we actually filmed two alternate endings but then used both!) but it was still a tricky edit! Always have to throw away such good stuff!
I’m very happy that this episode is finally out, not only because I think it’s really funny but also because it was a tricky edit because there was so much good stuff that had be thrown away for the run time. Sam did a wonderful job with the edit especially during a particularly tricky time over the last couple of months with juggling home working with home schooling, and Tim was great with loads of ideas. I hope you enjoy it.
A couple of months ago The Young Knives invited people to remix one of their tracks, and gave out the stems. I think they had about 60 submissions, and I’m very pleased to see mine up on their Soundcloud page. It’s pretty out there but I’m happy with it!
I had a great time working on The Emily Atack Show back in July. I did 3 days on it, shooting 3 sketches which were shown over 2 episodes. Emily is lovely and it was great to work with director Tommy Forbes again. Everything was socially distanced and filmed cleverly to comply with Covid restrictions so extra kudos to the team! If you missed it when it was on last month, here are the sketches.
I’m a bit late posting about this one because I must admit after I did the session back in 2019 (quite a quick home session), I forgot about it. But here is Nurgloth, the boss at the end of the The Enchanter’s Lair mission of Vermintide 2. He’s a bit of a toughy! In the video above I’ve cut him in with some of my Blightreaper dialogue I did for the Shadows over Bögenhafen DLC for the same game. Enjoy!
And we’re back! It wasn’t a one-off! Episode 2 with the lovely Kenneth Collard is now live. I met Kenneth at a tableread for Cuckoo after which my part was actually cut in a script rewrite. He said he enjoyed the first episode so I asked if he wanted to do one and he was up for it. Enjoy!
Very happy to release the first episode of my new online show today. The idea originally started off as a filmed podcast with a Larry Sanders type element of behind the scenes… but Covid lockdown happened soon after we’d decided to start getting it off the ground and it changed into a Zoom thing. It’s a continuation from Rich Keeble Vanity Project with the same version of myself I played in that, although he’s picked himself up from the disastrous events at the end of that series and is trying to make a go of this chatshow format. But will it work out as he planned…? Probably not.