Being bald in Birds of a Feather

They were over the moon when they heard I’d been cast

So you heard the news? Yes, it’s true. I will be in the new series of Birds of a Feather next year. Oh hang on, you mean the actual news is the fact that there is a new series next year, rather than the fact I’m in it? Got you. And yes, I suppose there is a chance I will be edited out isn’t there. Thanks for bringing that up. Let me start again: I did some filming on Birds of a Feather on Monday. There you go, then. That remains true, even if they do edit my line out.

Anyway, considering I had such a small part, they treated me like I was one of the regulars. Lovely people. Cast and crew. “Rich, that’s your car to take you to set.” Thank you. Oh, who’s this sharing the car with me? Linda Robson and Pauline Quirke is it? That’s fine.