Cookery with Keeble

a work of art that

I know some people who may read this and think scraping the barrell but I was just so amazed by my cookery skills on Saturday morning I simply had to share this. If you were to look closely, you would see that the yolk of that egg is unbroken, and there is absolutely no shell in the pan. I think that’s pretty fucking impressive. Gordon Ramsey would be proud of me. Maybe he’ll invite me on his show and shower me with expletive ridden praise and go on about I have a real “love for food”, in between that weird kind of jumping up and down thing he does and slagging off Jamie Oliver.

OK, I did burn it a little bit after I took the photo.